Funny Casino related jokes
August 13th, 2010
Casinos is part and parcel of our modern world. It has been accepted as a exciting albeit dangerous hobby. For all its controversy, it remains a fact that casinos can be found any part of this globe, in hotels, beaches, towns, cities, boats, rivers, in short, anywhere. Have people come up with funny jokes related to casinos in the mean time, like they have with football or politics?
Here’s a collection of some casino related jokes we’ve found on the internet. You be the judge if they are any good. Some got out a chuckle from me but that was it. Here you go:
Things that you should not do when gambling:
Don’t approach the cashier to ask where the popcorn stand is.
Don’t ask the Black Jack dealer if he wants to see a nice card trick.
Never ask the cashier for change to buy preservatives in the toilet.
Never call for a ball measurement in Roulette if you lose your bets.
Never pretend to be an undercover agent talking to his sleeve.
Now for short casino jokes:
There’s this guy that goes to the casino every day but never gambles. He likes to watch the games and make mental bets. The other day he lost his mind.
The other day I was walking in the casino with my pockets full of chips. I’m having a hard time getting rid of the Vinegar smell.
I had no choice but to join Gamblers Anonymous. They gave me a four-to-one that I wouldn’t make it!
I didn’t have much to do, so I went to the casino just for a laugh. Two hours later I was laughing my house away.
Some casinos in Vegas will bet on anything. One of them was ready to bet me whether I’ll win or lose there!
These are some casino-related jokes we wanted to share with you. We hope you have enjoyed them!
